You're 17, the age of rebellion and experimentation. We get it. We understand that you're trying to distance yourself from your squeaky clean Cindy Lou Who days, and proudly refer to your personal style as "high class hooker". We wore a few naughty things in our teenaged years, too, but honey, you take the cake. Your Cherie Currie-wannabe style is getting tired, and we would like to know how many black kohl eye pencils you go through in a weeks' time. Please, put away the heavy makeup, the lingerie, the stockings, and the stripper shoes, and put on some jeans & a tee shirt like a normal girl. We promise, we'll still like you and watch you on Gossip Girl. And you'll be happier in a few years time to look back at photos of yourself at 17 wearing more than a postage stamps' worth of lace and satin.
PS - Memo to Taylor's parents: Why are you letting your child out of the house dressed like that, anyways?
PPS - Miley Cyrus: Please re-read this post with your name inserted everywhere Taylor's is.
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