The Norma Kamali Ruffled Mesh Bikini Top ($200) is perfect for the Itty Bitty Titty Convention that happens anytime we get together with our equally flat sisters. The shoulder straps are basically useless; they don't adjust crap. But the ruffles do attract attention to our less than stunning stunners, which can be nice sometimes. Especially when we're standing next to our more-lavishly-endowed cousins.
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