Jul 5, 2011 11:27 AM
If you have the ovarian fortitude to wear something like this Iron Fist Evil Dead Bandeau Bikini ($40) in public, it really would be a great way to disguise your slightly lopsided boobs. The monsterous mismatched eyes will draw all attention away from any flaws you might feel like you have on any given day, plus the bikini bottoms will remind us of the awesomeness that is the movie Teeth.
Carry this tote to be super matchy matchy!
If you've got a product or service that you'd like to promote on Outblush, click here to find out about our advertising opportunities.