Iron Fist Evil Dead Bandeau Bikini
If you have the ovarian fortitude to wear something like this Iron Fist Evil Dead Bandeau Bikini ($40) in public, it really would be a great way to disguise your slightly lopsided boobs. The monsterous mismatched eyes will draw all attention away from any flaws you might feel like you have on any given day, plus the bikini bottoms will remind us of the awesomeness that is the movie Teeth.
Carry this tote to be super matchy matchy!
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Mitchy
This bikini is so awesome I'm only slightly disappointed that Bruce Campbell isn't on it.
Found of You
Oh Mitchy, you are so right. I've edited this entry in your honor.
Mitchy
eeeh. What a dirty shame Zazzle doesn't do swimwear. Maybe one day Black Milk will put this on one of their swimsuits (I can dream):
http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-content/gallery/posters-e/evil_dead_1_poster_02.jpg
Safe to Wear?
It looks like the monster is eating your crotch!...or maybe it's going to eat any wayward gentleman who comes to close?
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