Do you like nonsensical abuse of the English language? Of course you do. That's why you read Outblush. This EYE SEE Sweater ($13) is like a verbal Rubik's cube - you can keep spinning it around in your mind for hours, but it'll still just be a jumbled mess when you stop.
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