Seeking: hot new rain boots for the Spring/Summer 2011 seasons that won't instantly de-age us more than our Mary Jane's and My Little Pony lunch boxes already do.
Found: Hunter "Lapins" Lace-Up Knee-High Rain Boots ($225).
Yes ladies, those are rain boots. Not just your run of the mill, unitasking knee-high boot. But a rain boot. Rain dance commence!