Quick! Someone bring us an oxygen tank! These Christian Louboutin Corpus 100 Leather and Chain Pumps ($1,495) just took our breath and half our life savings away. They look like the kind of shoes that would make a woman say "beauty is pain", but these are worth suffering for. Both financially and physically. The gold cage front is so elegant and stately that we almost can't fathom where we'll actually wear these. But we're quite certain we'll figure something out.