Sep 12, 2012 8:30 AM
We always thought we'd be perfect for the part of the corpse in any movie involving a morgue scene. Throw a sheet over the rest of us, drop the temperature down to sixty-five degrees or lower, and our feet will turn a gruesome shade of purple without a touch of makeup required. All that crappy circulation means we find ourselves in need of some seriously toasty footwear once the thermometer starts nose-diving, which is why we're picking up a pair of these Chip Ahko Blanket Boots ($225). Their wooliness should keep us from losing any toes while we shovel out the driveway.