These Ashiato Animal Footprint Sandals ($32) are almost certainly uncomfortable. But that's okay - we won't need to be wearing them for long. All we have to do is walk around our neighbors' house in the middle of the night, leave some prints, and tell them the next day that we read in the paper that a streak (yay collective nouns) of bloodthirsty tigers has been prowling in the area. That ought to be enough to keep them from letting their pug out to poop in our yard.
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