Mar 5, 2014 11:10 AM
Pros of these Reptilian Scene Pants ($25): They're inexpensive. The pattern looks like it would hide wine/marinara sauce stains, and the relaxed silhouette would be forgiving of our
semi-regular occasional donut binges. They look reasonably comfortable.
Cons: OUR EYES OH GOD OUR EYES IT'S SO BRIGHT! It's like a patchouli-scented Woodstock hippie had a midnight liason with Mrs. Roper from Three's Company and these were the result.