Feb 13, 2012 11:10 AM
We've got a whole lot of boob action going on, and we've never met a strapless bra that could harness the ladies, which made wearing formal dresses nearly impossible. Now that we've got the Wonderfully Wearable One-Shoulder Bra ($15) we can actually go out in public without having to worry about our sweater puppies jumping out and poking someone in the eye. It doesn't provide any lift, but that's what a well made dress is for. It simply keeps the ladies on our chest where they belong instead of in our soup bowl. Again.