Glow-in-the-dark panties sound like a terrible idea, but we came up with two distinct bonuses.
1. A striptease in absolute darkness is suddenly kind of hot.
2. Easy-to-find undies means no noisy fumbling around for a stealthy midnight escape.
Plus, this Glow in the Dark Solar System Underwear ($18) is actually pretty cute, and cute underwear is a perk in and of itself.