"Oh, gee. We'd, uh, love to stay and prolong this great date, but look at the time! We've got to get home and feed the cat. Err, cats. Lots of cats. We have lots of cats at home because they don't spend several hours over dinner lecturing us about the nuances of Power Rangers generations."
(Good thing Charming Charlie's Purr-fect Timing Cat Watch ($15) is affordable. We have a feeling this Match.com gem is going to come up short when the check arrives.)
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