We just got engaged to a robot! He proposed by giving us one of these Four Part Rings by Suum ($Inquire) which we can reassemble in different ways to suit our mood. Then, he let us oil him up with WD-40 until we passed out from pleasure. Yup, he's a sex robot. When we awoke we discovered that he had made us some brotherducking awesome dinner, because he's also a chef robot. You are so jealous.
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