Calling all DJs who can afford to spend almost $400 on a ring! Check. It. Out. This Darkcloud Turntable Ring ($386) features real vinyl and a moving tone arm. Punch someone, and everyone will now they got pwned by a DJ because of the identifying bruise shape. Fall asleep with your cheek on your hand, and everyone will know you fell asleep with your cheek on your hand for at least 15 minutes after, depending on how good your circulation is.
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