May 31, 2011 11:28 AM
Tell the world exactly what you think of it with the If You Were in My Novel Messenger Bag ($22) by The Book Fiend. Better yet, gift one to a quasi-friend or co-worker and when they open it be all, "Ha ha, I'm just kidding!" even though you're really not. They'll think you're clever and you'll go home and write them out of your novel 30 pages earlier than planned.