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Tory Burch Andie Dress

O dear, lovable Tory Burch. You've made it so easy for us drool over your navy and berry-colored Andie Dress ($375). Thank you for complimenting its faux wrap shape with a contrasting stripe pattern and smooth, curve-grazing silk. Thank you doubly for adding horizontal stripes on the top in order to make our busts look bustier. Thank you triply for adding vertical stripes to the skirt to make our hips look slimmer. We are forever in your debt. (Literally. We maxed a credit card on this one.)

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