Jessica Simpson Racer Back Tank Dress

We aren't sure if Jessica Simpson is actually designing any of the clothes she puts her name on, but if she had anything to do with the Racer Back Tank Dress ($80), she's clearly not as spacey as we thought she was. The attention to detail on this little number is exquisite. The print is pastel perfection. The button accents are delicate and sweet. And the pleated tuxedo-style top adds texture to an otherwise flat surface (aka our chest). Jessica did a great job with this, almost as well as she did with growing a baby. If it was her. You know.

Jessica, second-to-last sentence cruel but not especially funny

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