Thanks to the upcoming release of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen next Wednesday, June 24, we've been seeing an awful lot of the fiendishly, unfairly gorgeous Megan Fox and her gams, like in this press shot at the German premiere of the movie. Sigh. Is she trying to make us feel inferior? But then we saw this Herve Leger Armor Trim Bandage Dress, ($1,812) and realized we might be able to beat her at her own game. Leger's signature slinky bandage dress design straps us in at all the right places while endowing us with curves that just don’t quit, and the metallic armor sequins would attract the eye of any sentient machine. But just in case, we’re still going in for a serious leg wax and spray tan. And Bikram yoga.
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