No one's ever gonna notice that one boob is smaller than the other with the distracting pattern on this Geometric n Abstract Printed Dress ($39). Oh yeah, plus the obligatory b.s. about wearing it with tights in the fall! Add a belt and it's day to night! And omg, it's cute buy it nooooowwww!
But seriously, those lopsided boobs are our little secret in this baby.
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