So, he talks you into spending a cold winter's day at a football stadium, standing behind a drunk guy wearing a pair of jeans that keep slipping down, just low enough for you to catch a view of the drunk's ample crack. As arresting as that sight is, a single thought runs through your mind, "How in the world is he not freezing his ass off?" These very sensible Wool Socks ($16) might get you through the entire game without freezing your toes off. Sorry, we can't do anything to wipe your mind clear of the drunk's butt.
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