Feb 19, 2014 8:30 AM
Your jeans ride up a bit, and people start frantically taking pictures. You must've put on your Sockness Monster Socks ($12) this morning. They're bound to attract the eyes of cryptozoologists and Weekly World News readers where ever you happen to find yourself.
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