Plod down the sidewalk in the rain with no umbrella, and you're cold and crabby. Do the same with a plain black umbrella, and you're still probably feeling sorry for yourself. But shield yourself with a giant leaf umbrella ($27), and you'll be able to pretend you're a Very Brave Ant, which is uplifting and joyous!
And to brother terragnome, we would like to add: you're an umbrella.
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