We were recently introduced to the wonder that is The Necky, ($10) "...the World's First Scarf Designed To Keep Your Neck & Chest Totally Warm & Protected," (And your shift key in gear) and realized something profound: the Snuggie folks aren't going to rest until every human and animal on the planet has every inch of their bodies covered in cheap fleece. El Necky is, essentially, a turtleneck-dickie-Snuggie hybrid - a Turdiggie! - but wait! There's more! It folds up to protect your face and won't get caught in car doors. But, um, couldn't you just wrap a (more attractive scarf) more tightly around your neck and tuck it into your coat, or purchase a cute cowl? (And, PS - your chest won't be cold if you zip your coat up all the way, video actors.)
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