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Doubtblush: Montparnasse Poppy Belt

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.

This Kiki de Montparnasse Poppy Belt ($350) is something a professional dominatrix would see and think "that would totally go with my red licorice tube dress." Without a doubt there are ladies out there who can pull off this look off. But for the rest of use who have a body fat percentage of more than .5, knit jumpsuits with belts the size of Oklahoma are something to avoid. The belt looks like those support things the check-out people at Costco wear so they don't hurt their backs picking up 50 gallon jars of sweet relish. And the jumpsuit is what one would wear to a jazzersize class in 1982. Why in the name of Chanel No. 5 would any woman want to shimmy into an outfit that would give her both camel toe and muffin tops? Next they'll be marketing shirts made out of saran wrap and body spray that smells like jock straps.

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Pamela Daley

Posted on 10.26.09 at 6:56 PM

Hear! Hear! And all that..and Yeah! too. :)(:

IS

Posted on 10.28.09 at 9:45 PM

Yeah, if you had actually looked at the link you included, you would see that it is only the belt that is for sale. The jumpsuit is just something the model is wearing.

One Ring to Rule Them All

Posted on 10.29.09 at 10:34 AM

Oh, IS! We know you were totally planning on wearing that ensemb to wow your high school sweetheart at your reunion, and it was SUCH a total bummer when you could only get the belt in your sweaty hands (they have laser procedures for that, you know). We have an extra greenie that our puppy's only chewed a little bit if you need something to take the edge off... Just say the word; we're here to help!

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