Doubtblush: Spine Necklace

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move... [More]

Doubtblush: Funtasma Kitty-32 Pumps

Dear, dear readers... We're speechless. Please enlighten us with your thoughts on these Funtasma Kitty-32 Pumps ($42): poll by twiigs.com... [More]

Doubtblush: Ovum and Sperm Conception Costume

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move... [More]

Doubtblush: Denim and Ivory Tassel Shoes

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything...... [More]

Doubtblush: Cheeseburger Ottoman

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move... [More]

Doubtblush: Pimple Popper iPhone Game

For those of you who just can't leave well enough alone, we suppose Room Candy Games' Pimple Popper iPhone App ($3) is an addict's dream come true. As the shudder-worthy name suggests, it's like Whack-A-Mole, zit-style. Complete with extra points for different techniques, and.... Sound... [More]

Doubtblush: Bootbag

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move... [More]

Doubtblush: Oak Black Half Tank

Oh God... Please don't let this Oak Black Half Tank with Asymmetric Hem ($82) become "in." If, heaven forbid it did, we could see it going into hipster-redneck territory, like ironic trucker caps and mullets; alternately, it could be co-opted by club kid guido wannabes... [More]

Doublush: Military Bandage Dress

We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome like this. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll... [More]

Doubtblush: Leopard Harem Pants

Dear Fashion Designers of the World, Please stop with the baggy pants, especially if they look remotely like these Leopard Harem Pants ($89). We get that you're trying to be avant-garde, and believe us, we're trying to appreciate your avant-gardism, but now that these pants... [More]

Doubtblush: Time to Celebrate Rainbow Rose Bouquet

Bwa? We love bright colors and festivity. Honestly we do. But this rainbow rose bouquet ($63 and up) is lurid and artificial in a way that puts popsicles to shame. It takes the romance right out of roses, in our opinion. poll by twiigs.com... [More]

Doubtblush: Juliette Has A Gun Not A Perfume

Except if it's not a perfume, why are they charging for it like it is? For better (this office has an open floor plan) and for worse (these flowers have anemia) light scents are extremely popular right now. But light doesn't have to mean lazy.... [More]

Doubtblush: Real Butterfly-Wing Earrings

Found something we really dislike here -- Butterfly Earrings ($59), made out of real butterfly wings. Remember the sadistic kid in the neighborhood who used to take the wings off of fireflies and kill other pretty things for fun? We suspect he grew up to... [More]

Doubtblush: Winkers Decorated Pants

This is one of those products that makes you stop and say, "This HAS to be a joke." But alas, dear friends, it's not. Introducing Winkers Decorated Pants ($169-579). Here's how it works: you send in a pair of your old jeans to Winkers, and... [More]

Doutblush: Gap Ruffle-Trim Sweater Tunic

Sometimes we're just poking along here at work (or down the street, or through our mail) and we see something that is so delightful and desirable and new and clever that we smack a big old mental sticky note on it to remind us to... [More]

Personalized Urn

You know how sometimes something is so very, very wrong that you have to share it with a friend? Like, if we're going to suffer by having seen this, you are too. Well friend, we'd like to introduce you to the Personalized Urn ($2,600). That's... [More]

Doubtblush: Carlashes

We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome like this. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll... [More]

Dating Disasters: Who had it the worst?

We asked, somewhat innocuously, "What's the WORST thing you've ever discovered in a date's apartment?" Oh, heavens to Betsy, did you ever answer, and we alternately laughed ourselves sick and were sickened by the horrific things you've encountered. There were tons of comments at the... [More]

Doubtblush: Hot N Wild Shower Curtain

This Hot N Wild Shower Curtain ($26) is everything you don't want to find in a guy's apartment (sex toys that clearly require four or more persons to operate, lifetime subscriptions to at least eight porn magazines, Precious Moments figurines, a shrine to his ex,... [More]

Doubtblush: YSL Palais Goat Fur Trimmed Pumps

Dear Yves St. Laurent, Did a vengeful janitor jam a manky used toilet brush through the heel of these Yves Saint Laurent 'Palais' Genuine Goat Fur Trim Suede Platform Pumps ($880) because she loved them, but couldn't justify them because couture footwear would hardly be... [More]

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