Dear Yves St. Laurent,
Did a vengeful janitor jam a manky used toilet brush through the heel of these Yves Saint Laurent 'Palais' Genuine Goat Fur Trim Suede Platform Pumps ($880) because she loved them, but couldn't justify them because couture footwear would hardly be a practical choice, given her profession? Because, really, that's the only excuse we can think of for ruining an otherwise normal, lovely pair of heels.
A Deeply Concerned Outblush Editorial Team
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