Mar 16, 2010 9:41 AM
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
Whooooooooa, Nelly. When the site entry blocker for a scent says, "Yes, I am over 18 years old and I enjoy juicy erotic," you know you're in for something, erm... Different? Vulva Original Perfume ($35, ***link NSFW***) promises to smell like a sweaty cooter that was ridden hard and put away wet. Um. Well, then. Is this something meant to incite riots in prisons? This site (especially the intro video) just makes us want to grab the nearest bottle of Clorox wipes and scrub down every surface in sight. Please note, though, it's not actually meant to be used as perfume, but rather as a "scent experience."
If you do go for, um, muskier perfumes, we'd recommend Tom Ford's Black Orchid ($45-92), purportedly inspired by the unique odor of a man's dangly bits, just as Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange, is.
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