Mar 24, 2010 10:10 AM
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything...
Whoa. We're a little verklempt at the idea of the Va J-J Visor ($10). You're probably wondering, like we did, why your "va j-j," or any body part besides your face for that matter, would need a visor. Well, the Va J-J Visor is meant to protect, or visor, if you will, your delicate lady bits whenever anything out of the ordinary is going on down there i.e. waxing, tanning, shaving, piercing, or if you decide to dye your hair down there (for which you can turn to this adventurous product...the va-jayjay industry is booming, apparently!). The Va J-J Visor may also be used for hygiene, such as if you're going to the spa, trying on swim suits, panties, etc. While we get the picture (a little too well), we're not so sure Va J-J Visors will be flying off the shelves. We'll just trust our waxers and vulva piercers, and keep our panties on when we try on swimsuits. Kudos on the creative va-jayjay spelling, though; we wouldn't want to evoke the wrath of Oprah's legal team, either. (Oprah link NSFW...sort of)
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