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Doubtblush: The Star Spanglers

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves. Get out the mouthwash and breath mints - this one is enough to make you throw up in your mouth.

We have made a very special exception for this edition of Doubtblush. We are featuring a men's pant, but we are only doing this because things are looking very grave over at Bonobos. The Star Spanglers ($110) have sold out in all sizes but one. Ladies, if you see your man surfing Bonobos, keep your eye on him and don't let him out of your sight until you are certain he has NOT purchased a pair of these spanglers. And if he shows up on the 4th wearing these overly festive slacks, we suggest you confiscate them the second he takes them off, throw them into the street, and let some bottle rockets rip (rip these fugly pants apart, that is)!

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Stephanie V

Posted on 07.03.10 at 10:26 PM

I think my brother has a pair of these, although his were probably about $19.99.

Julie

Posted on 07.05.10 at 4:55 PM

My boyfriend bought these and wears them everyday!!! Good thing I do the laundry....

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