Aug 18, 2010 12:15 PM
They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves. Get out the mouthwash and breath mints - this one is enough to make you throw up in your mouth.
A Bear Lamp ($149) - really. Who thought this was a going to be a good idea? Guillotine a beloved and timeless children's toy, and replace its head with a lightbulb. This idea reeks strongly of a brain storming session fueled by bad acid and Tab Energy Drink. What kind of kid would want this in their room? That's right - absolutely no kind of kid. Their sweet dreams would be ruined by myriad bear-lamp chimeras chasing them around, hungry to gobble them up with their freaky filament mouths. Creepy.
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