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Doubtblush: Sneaky Shorts Flexible Flask

In our wide and varied travels across the information superhighway, in addition to the fierce and fabulous, we encounter the insane, the arcane, and the absolutely friggin' ridiculous. Sometimes the paraphernalia, tchotchkes, and fashion disasters we come across are so atrocious we have to vent our disbelief and horror, but know, dear readers, we share only the crème de la crap with you. Hence, Doubtblush.

First of all, some clarification: we are all for sneaky flasks that allow us to drink in public without being judged by fellow beach-goers, movie theater patrons, T-ball spectators, etc. The makers of the Sneaky Shorts Flexible Flask ($20), however, overlooked one important detail - a flask that requires you to unzip your jeans and dispense its contents from the crotch region is likely to get you arrested for public urination (or worse, if you happen to be in a park or around kids). We'll stick to the Lipstick Flask, thanks.

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