Doubtblush: Smiffy's Neon Multi Colored Feather Eyelashes

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves. Get out the mouthwash and breath mints - this Doubtblush is enough to make you throw up in your mouth.

Remember this old cheer-leading chant: "How funky is your chicken, how loose is your goose, our goose is totally loose!"

We're guessing that who ever wears these also has a loosey goosey.

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Leslie Colip

Posted on 04.15.11 at 12:59 PM

you guys are such haters! These are obviously for a costume and I think they are pretty awesome! Why you gotta judge?


Posted on 04.15.11 at 2:11 PM

Costumes, sure, but wouldn't they tickle your eyes & eyebrows? Just the thought of that gives me the heebie jeebies.


Posted on 04.15.11 at 2:48 PM

I will now spend the rest of the night repeating, "Our goose is totally loose!" in my head... Thanks, Outblush! :P


Posted on 04.15.11 at 4:53 PM

You're welcome! Be sure to do some herkies whenever you reach the end of the chant. :)


Posted on 04.16.11 at 11:05 PM

I love em!


Posted on 04.17.11 at 1:49 AM

You mean like this?

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