Mar 12, 2014 9:15 AM
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
Heard of the normcore trend? If you're the ultimate trendy hipster, the big thing now is to garb yourself in 100% bland stuff like jorts ($455 D&G jorts, anyone?) socks with sandals, and this Slate Plain Pockets Beading V-neck Sleeveless Knit Sweater ($42), which we swear we saw for $1.48 on the clearance racks at Walmart a few years back. We never knew our penny-pinching grannies were so hip. At least whoever buys this will have two convenient hip pockets in which to store their used Kleenex and off-brand, half-eaten cough drops.