Sep 29, 2011 11:00 AM
We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand... So we Doubtblush 'em.
WARNING: LINKS MAY MAKE YOU HURL.
Have you ever wanted to have a giant scrotum you could wear on the outside of your clothes? No??? Nevermind then. If you don't want to have your very own ballsack bag ($Inquire) made from synthetic human skin, you might consider a wedding dress, or an anus tote. Getting philosophical here, we're wondering why fake human skin is grossing us out so much, but we'll gladly wear a pair of buttery leather boots made from actual cow dermis. Maybe it's time for some vegan boots...
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