We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand... So we Doubtblush 'em.
PS: Click the title of this post to see the real meat and potatoes, uh, Rockstar White Starz Men's Swimsuit ($89).
Let's take 20 seconds and make as many jokes as possible:
1. Looks like someone's rock star wants to play.
2. We wonder if your hand is left with an imprint when you slap that booty.
3. Those Swarovski diamonds and fine Italian fabric make ok, right?
4. We are willing to bet Rockstar has already reached out to the Jersey Shore.
5. I wonder if they have this in sizes other than Junk In Your Face and Requires Scissors to Get Off.
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