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Doubtblush: Reef Bottle Opener Sandals

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves. Get out the mouthwash and breath mints - this Doubtblush is enough to make you throw up in your mouth.

OK... here's what we want you to do. We want you to put on these Reef Bottle Opener Sandals ($40-48) and walk around in them all day. Make sure to step in dog poop, discarded gum, used condoms and needles, and spilled food products. Climb that stairwell in the parking garage that smells like urine, and make sure your feet get super sweaty. Then, we want you to touch the bottom of your shoe to the part of the beer bottle we put our mouth on. YUM!

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Posted on 08.23.11 at 12:07 PM

You should also get extremely hammered at the beach, run out of cans, and long desperately for that final, icy cold bottle of Corona you can't get open. Then realize, triumphantly (and too hammered to care) that you can open it with your flip flop! Hooray!


Posted on 08.23.11 at 12:38 PM

This is true, al, but nevertheless... Eyeeeeewwww. We stand by our Doubtblush rating.


Posted on 08.23.11 at 2:24 PM

ugh, that is so nasty. Def. a doubtblush for me.


Posted on 08.24.11 at 4:38 AM

My wife has been wearing these Reefs for years and loves them. Are people really concerned about germs from the millimeter of metal on the bottom that comes into contact with the bottle cap for about 2 seconds? Seriously?


Posted on 08.24.11 at 6:15 AM

Clearly designed by some male. Have you ever watched them sit down, prop an ankle on a knee and caress the bottom of their shoe? THEN they reach into the potato chip bowl...

Maybe it's a test? When you're hammered enough to consider using the opener, you're supposed to stop drinking.


Posted on 08.24.11 at 6:50 AM

my boyfriend is a proud owner of a pair of bottle opener sandals...which he won't hesitate to show off at a work bbq or beach bar...thanks babe, thanks.


Posted on 08.24.11 at 8:18 AM

Personally, I think the flask flops are much more disgusting.


Posted on 08.24.11 at 8:32 AM

I am from Myrtle Beach, SC and these are actually pretty popular...if only they were remotely chic.

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