May 13, 2010 10:04 AM
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
Oh barf, we've fallen into the Dolly Parton-Barbie mind-meld nightmare that is the Pink Fur and Rhinestone Phone ($43). Something about this gag reflex inspiring item reminds us of the horrors of child pageants or furries, or some terrifying combination of the two. If someone burned this faux fur to the ground, our prayers would be answered.
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