Doubtblush: Paula Deen South in Your Mouth Beverage Napkins
They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves, so we bring it to you as a Doubtblush.
Let's be honest, Paula Deen is SCARY. That's right, we said it. America's most beloved cook scares the crap out of us. She always looks orange, her laugh makes us cringe, and those crazy eyes of hers bore right into our souls. Plus, she's slowly taking over the world, as indicated by the fact that she now sells her own paper napkins: Paula Deen 3-Ply Beverage Napkins ($6 for 20). We guess most people are charmed by these Put Some South in Your Mouth napkins, but we're kind of grossed out. It's just so creepy!
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Stephanie
Being a southern girl that loves to cook with butter, loving Paula Deen is sort of a requirement, although I could do without her much overdone accent sometimes. That being said, when my husband, who checks Outblush because he's cool like that, saw these, he looked at me with THAT look and said "I'll put some south in *your* mouth." Wow. Definite Doubtblush now. Thanks, honey!
Layla
Exactly, Stephanie. Whether you're a fan of Paula or not, there's something suggestive about these napkins that really doesn't belong with images of Southern foods. It's like the after credits scene from Bridesmaids with the submarine sandwich and the sex tape. You just want to look away!
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