Hello? Don't we know what we're supposed to be good for here at Outblush? Our editors are supposed to be scouring the interwebz looking for great new footwear, lacy dresses, and throw pillows, and telling all y'all where to find celebrity jewelry that we can't afford. And we're supposed to be answering endless personal shopper requests because otherwise all of those bridesmaids would be barefoot if not outright naked. But you know what we're NOT supposed to be doing? Trying anything new and giggly like the pink and purple sillypants we are. Like posts meant to entertain instead of inform (but certainly not designed to annoy). New things are like being bumped off the Soul Train mid-song. They mess with your groove. A few days' interruption for fun is NOT cool. It makes our readers get cranky and say really hurtful things, things that all of our editors read, because we do genuinely care that our readers have a great experience when visiting our site. We don't want anyone falling asleep on us or sharpening the pitchforks, and we certainly don't want to be clogging up anyone's RSS feed with "crap." So (by popular demand) how about if we get back to your regularly scheduled programing?
And in response to the demand that we fire the people responsible for the Doubtblush Deluge, we have, in fact, fired everybody, including the barista next door and the mailroom guy. Starting today all posts will be written by Manicorn, Miss M______, and Kat Von D.
If you've got a product or service that you'd like to promote on Outblush, click here to find out about our advertising opportunities.