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Doubtblush: Nookie Beach Sahara Cropped Front Cape

We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash money for it when they could instead spend that on food or something awesome. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand... So we Doubtblush 'em.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the Beach Destroyer, wearing the Nookie Beach Sahara Cropped Front Cape ($203), sent to sandy shores to rid them of all fashionable people by repelling them back to the streets with her completely senseless and totally unflattering tail of a garment. All who see it are instantly blinded by the power of Bad Taste and made to vomit until they must retreat home to recover from the ghastly effects of Beach Destroyer's mystic cape. But fear not, The Outblush Justice League is here to avenge your senses with the rest of today's posts.

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