Doubtblush: Moose Poop Necklace
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
Gawd, this is a new idea... We might hold off on wearing feces in the form of the Moose Poop Necklace ($33). How precious, there's not just one, but several versions of "genuine moose poop nugget" jewelry for us to imagine against our soft skin. Odorless or not, they're iffy, maybe we can pretend they're wooden beads or chocolate covered espresso beans, but this idea still borders on gag-worthy.
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Comments
js
Sweet! I was wondering what to do with the rabbit poo in the yard! Now I'll make a mint!
Janetor
Dude, give us a cut of the profits... we gave you the inspiration! ;)
Cashmere
Glad it inspired anything at all. We can't make this stuff up...
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