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Doubtblush: Mermaid Tails

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves, so we bring it to you as a Doubtblush.

When Ariel sang "Part of Your World," we sang it right back at her because we wished we could be mermaids like her. Then we grew up and realized how ridiculous we were. Would anyone actually swim in one of these Mermaid Tails ($56) in a public pool? Yeah, right. Maybe we'd put it on and sit in the bathtub with a glass of wine on occasion...but even if we did do that, we certainly would never admit it.

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