Doubtblush: Make Me Melt Boxers
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
'K, we would talk about the pig-faced monstrosity that is the Intimo Musical Santa Boxer, but now they're out of stock. Poking fun at the Make Me Melt Boxers ($13) doesn't have as much one-liner potential, but the phallic carrot nose is probably enough material for a one woman show. Ew, we're not melting, and we wish our eyes could turn to coal right now. Boxers that make us cold as ice? No thanks.
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