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Doubtblush: Maison Close Demoiselles Catsuit

In our wide and varied travels across the information superhighway, in addition to the fierce and fabulous, we encounter the insane, the arcane, and the absolutely friggin' ridiculous. Sometimes the paraphernalia, tchotchkes, and fashion disasters we come across are so atrocious we have to vent our disbelief and horror, but know, dear readers, we share only the crème de la crap with you. Hence, Doubtblush.

While we don't think any man on the planet truly means it when he says "Oh no honey, you look sexy in my old college t-shirt", we also don't think he would mean it when he said "Oh yes honey, you look dazzling in that Maison Close Demoiselles Catsuit ($130)". Because seriously, what the hell is that thing? They're like overall tights. It cuts you off at the widest part of your hip which seems back-asswards when you're trying to be sexy. And those halter panels do nothing to hold the girls. In fact, they squish them down, like dog-eared boobs. Filed under Loungewear on the Faire Frou Frou website, the only lounging we'll be doing in this catsuit will be the kind we do privately as we reflect on the poor fashion decisions we've made over the past decade.

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