Doubtblush: Magical Unicorn Mask

You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.

We didn't even think it was possible, but someone finally did it: they created a unicorn product that no one here wants. It's not that we're opposed to the idea of a unicorn mask, but the facial expression mixed with the realism makes this Magical Unicorn Mask ($38) more suited for the bottom of some fairy tale mobster's bed. Save this one for your student film.

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