May 7, 2010 11:55 AM
You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
Nothing says subtle and alluring like black mesh (although red patent leather comes in at a close second). This Sass & Bide "Love for Sale" Bodysuit ($220) is certainly advertising something, but it has nothing to do with romance. A more appropriate name for this delightful garment would be "Booty for Sale" Bodysuit. Even if this get up could pass for a simple fitted tee, it still doesn't eliminate the extremely uncomfortable technical malfunction inherent in all bodysuits, known to the world as "front wedgie." And while we acknowledge that only the upper atrocity is on offer here, we feel compelled to point out that the skirt looks like busted Venetian blinds made a mutant baby with an M.C. Escher drawing.
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