We found this. We couldn't believe it was real - that people would pay cash-money for it when they could instead spend it on food or something awesome like cupcakes. But it IS real, and people DO buy it. There are just some things we'll never understand...
Um. We're not overly conservative by anyone's standards, but this is just too sacrilegious, even for us. While we concede that having a Kiel Mead Crucifix Knocker ($28) up on our front doors would be ironic, even amusing (Cue lines like, "Hey, answer the door! I'm dyin' out here!" and "Jesus CHRIST, I'm COMING already, stop knocking!"), and might even deter door-to-door prophets, I... we... just... No.
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