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Doubtblush: KFC Chicken Corsage

In our wide and varied travels across the information superhighway, in addition to the fierce and fabulous, we encounter the insane, the arcane, and the absolutely friggin' ridiculous. Sometimes the paraphernalia, tchotchkes, and fashion disasters we come across are so atrocious we have to vent our disbelief and horror, but know, dear readers, we share only the crème de la crap with you. Hence, Doubtblush.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and some dumb fellas seem to think the same is true for women. Flowers in and of themselves are great - don't ruin a good thing by tying a piece of chicken to it! Wearing the KFC Chicken Corsage ($20) is a sign that you should have held out for a better date. How are you going to dance with a drumstick on your wrist all night?

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