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Doubtblush: Jumpin Jammerz

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves. Get out the mouthwash and breath mints - this one is enough to make you throw up in your mouth.

We're scratching our heads as to why these seem to be popular this year. Or maybe they're not popular, and companies are just pushing them on consumers like a horrible nightmare come true. Because seriously? Grown women wearing blue cloudy footed pajamas? Or worse! Gangsta PJ's with bullet holes and fake chains? We're really hoping we can get back to having sweet dreams after seeing these monstrosities...but we're not counting on it! No Jumpin Jammerz ($45-60) for us, please!

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Amy

Posted on 01.04.11 at 11:40 AM

I am guilty of buying these for my boyfriend... and he was most excited about having a butt flap to run around bare assed. Typical.

JB

Posted on 01.04.11 at 3:55 PM

Hah! I ordered a pair of these for my 23 yr old niece this Christmas. Every since she was a baby she loved footie pajamas, and of course at some point grew out of the available sizes. I got her an obnoxiously orange pair with monkey faces on them. She was so excited when she opened them and jumped up and went and put them on right then... then she took a picture and sent it to her boyfriend who responded with "Umm... sexy??" lol They are rediculous but it was one of the best presents that I gave!

Lyssayn

Posted on 01.04.11 at 5:40 PM

I ASKED for these for Xmas!! Sexxy, not really, but hubby thinks they're adorable and I think they're warm and comfy. Paired with my Snuggie, a mug of hot chocolate, and Netflix, they make for a cozy winter weekend snuggling with hubby on the couch! I'll admit to looking like a total dork, but I'm a toasty dork. ;)

Pamela Daley

Posted on 01.04.11 at 6:13 PM

Re: "It's skimpy lace corsets and teddies or nothing for me, but I *do* live in the Playboy mansion." Guess you haven't heard the latest from the Playboy Mansion - Imma gonna try to put this url in code:

Playboy Mansion Is "Squalid Prison"!!

Pamela Daley

Posted on 01.04.11 at 6:16 PM

Nope - didn't take the url:

http://slatest.slate.com/id/2279689/

re Playboy Manse Living - Yeah! Not!

Katie

Posted on 01.04.11 at 8:14 PM

Haha I LOVE these!!!

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