You may have noticed that we're hardly perpetual rays of sunshine around here, but even so, we seem to spend a lot of our time enthusing about one gewgaw or another. Doubtblush exists to make it clear that we do not, in fact, like everything.
We're all for open-minded parenting, but this one pushes the envelope right off the damned table. The JuJu Roo ($50) is designed to harness your infant when you're showering or swimming. Swimming, we can maybe get. But we don't think your baby would really appreciate being glued to you in the shower - never mind how much of a challenge it would be to wash yourself without getting soap or hot water all over him. And how exactly are you supposed to scrub all the spots under this harness, which looks like it covers a good 20% of your surface area?
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